Check these beauties out. You might miss it on first glance, but the legs are cut to two different lengths. Perhaps it's a play on bike cuffs. Perhaps it's an ode to asymmetry. Perhaps it's just a mistake. But no matter what, I want to see more of it.

Jort Trifecta

Today we've got three pairs in three pictures.

On the left you've got some real nice skin-tight True Religion cutoffs, halfway up the thigh. Real skin-huggers. The gentleman on the right is Desmond, vocalist for the No No No Hopes and avid jorts enthusiast. He hand-tailors all his pairs and occasionally does work for others. He claimed I'd caught him at a bad time, as his pair was bell-bottoming a little, but they still look damn fine to me.

See? Not too shabby.

And a bonus pair of short cuffs on the left.

These look like they belong on a very hairy gay man