Not your mom's jorts

Gorgeous legs, a strategically tucked shirt, and solid color choice can make a winning proposition out of jorts you might catch your mom in.

Check these beauties out. You might miss it on first glance, but the legs are cut to two different lengths. Perhaps it's a play on bike cuffs. Perhaps it's an ode to asymmetry. Perhaps it's just a mistake. But no matter what, I want to see more of it.

Jort Trifecta

Today we've got three pairs in three pictures.

On the left you've got some real nice skin-tight True Religion cutoffs, halfway up the thigh. Real skin-huggers. The gentleman on the right is Desmond, vocalist for the No No No Hopes and avid jorts enthusiast. He hand-tailors all his pairs and occasionally does work for others. He claimed I'd caught him at a bad time, as his pair was bell-bottoming a little, but they still look damn fine to me.

See? Not too shabby.

And a bonus pair of short cuffs on the left.

These look like they belong on a very hairy gay man